EN GARDE!: The Goblin Horde We received word that the Goblins had mounted an attack upon the Wild Plains. Perhaps mounted wasn't the right word, as they'd built a ramshackle navy and sailed there. With a contingent of Taurus Guards, we set about stopping them. [ Collect Goblin hearts to impress the Taurus. ] Wild Plains [ The Horned Lands ] The Wild Plains are home to many primitive, shamanistic tribes of Minotaurs. Tauros Guardian [ Bull Power ] He works guard for the money. High King Irongut [ In the Pot ] Gumbo, Gumbo in the pot... Goblin King [ Goblin Feast ] Sadly, Barry Humphries wasn't available for the voice-overs. Queen Grapplepot [ Goblin Party ] Hero gumbo in the pot... Fundingus [ Purple Spores ] Fungal in the Jungle. Sir Snothelm [ Achoo! ] A different kind of boogy man. Gorbil [ Chow Down ] It's like a furry potato with teeth! |